What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.