farters have to be the big spoon...
Acid is not a monday night drug
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy