Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.