But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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