Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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