your parents love me but you hate me
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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