what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I am naked and annoyed.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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