im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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