Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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