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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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