There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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