we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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