Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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