Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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