I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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