3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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