Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Randomize
