his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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