He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Randomize
