I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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