How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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