It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
it's great music for shaving your balls
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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