3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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