As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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