chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think my moral compass just broke
why is half of my head shaved?
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