I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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