elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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