So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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