I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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