Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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