the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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