I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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