my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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