mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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