So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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