You're so nebulous sometimes
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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