she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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