WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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