...so i touched it.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Let's paint friendship bongs
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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