Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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