You were right. It hurts to walk today.
only if we run a train.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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I will be naked everywhere
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day