Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize