The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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