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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He asked me if I "almost moaned"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.

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• (760): View more from California

  I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing

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• (925): View more from California

  Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house

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