***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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