Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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