how can u be prego again
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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