Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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