What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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