whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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