we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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