No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
