Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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