someone get that fucking seahorse.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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