I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
and she was petting her beer can
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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