They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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