somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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