You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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