I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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